Parental discretion is advised 

Just don't call them late for dinner

Why can't we find love in a hopeless place?

Sarah might be back but she also never left

TODAY we got into a huge discussion on L&T about Narcism and the give you and us the ability to see if we have enough of the qualities needed to be a true narcissist. Discuss something on the App that was pissing a few people off that was none of our doing. It is also Taint Thursday but there will be no Taint today.


TOMORROW Dee does Horoscopes in Sarah’s absence. We also have Football picks, but come Monday it is the celebrated return of Sarah B.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: If She Don't Like Cheesecake Factory---She's Not The Girl For Me 

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It's just like when you shopping for a car you got a budget you can't always go and get that
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Brand new Mazra Rattio that brand new Bugatti you got to drop down
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You might just have to go get the regular Lexus or the Toyota Camry
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Can't go up there with the you know the $250,000 car the $300,000 or the three million you can't do that
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I don't know if that applies here though
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Yeah, I don't know if that
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It does apply because if you can't afford to be the head of the household and take care of everything is for as
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I don't why I'm trying to yeah, why am I trying to bring this girl in my house?
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Yeah, I mean myself up for a struggle
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My example would be you know, let's go to dinner Saturday night, you know, I'm fighting out teeth
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And then I ask you to pay I would never do that
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You know like Cheesecake Factory if we can't do the two for 25 every nine in
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That's not in my budget. She's not the chick for me, you know like Cheesecake Factory

TODAY we went man vs man, Dee vs Lex on the Sports quiz. One of them didn’t do so well. Also AI girlfriends, Porn pop ups, And good news we found LaLoba. Also Terry and his never ending quest to not be stressed out and annoyed all the time. We had to give him some shit about the Dodgers.


TOMORROW is TAINT THURSDAY!  In typical Taint fashion we don't know what he has planned.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: A.I. Girlfriends Are A Thing 

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I guess these AI girlfriend things are really taken off too.
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What is it with people?
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How unhealthy of a mind do people have?
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I don't know.
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I go back and forth on it.
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I say, "Are you unhealthy or are you adaptive?
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And are you taking a lot of pain out of your life and just enjoying out of the girl what
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you want?"
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Well, in the fact that I didn't study any of this, but I've already come to a realization
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of what it truly is.
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I don't have anything to back my theories or my proof.
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I think it's just lonely people.
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I think it's so too.
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I think that's all it is.
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When I look back on how I started off on the apps and stuff and didn't really meet anybody
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close to what I want to deal with, I totally get with somebody.
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A man or a female would just take care of their loneliness with this type of thing.
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I don't think it's mentally ill.
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I just...
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I think it turns into it for sure.
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Yeah, I could go too far.
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I think if any of these people that are lonely and online and are scratching their heads
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and going, "I wonder if that's me?"
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Just if it was your brother or sister doing this, what would you think?
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And if your answer is, "They're crazy, you're crazy."
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Yeah, it's not something you want to find in your browser history.
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That's for sure.
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Why don't they just have an app called "Wanna f***."
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Sorry, Dee.
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I got it.
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I haven't got it.
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I don't think they just have one of those.

TODAY Today was dubbed “Lex’s Fun Day” Lex said at show’s end that he had a very very fun time so there is that. We talked about the epic fall classic game between LA and Toronto that went 18 innings. Epic argument about cooking podcasts. Lex doesn’t think they are fun. Ironically there was some food talk during the show. All that and more on today’s version of Lex & Terry.


TOMORROW Terry puts together a Sports Quiz for Dee & Lex to crowned the Ultimate SPORT CZAR.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dad Jokes with Dee & Terry 

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Dad joke, dad joke, dad joke!
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Okay.
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What is better than roles, pedals on a piano?
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Two lips on an organ.
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I don't like you.
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It's just an old joke.
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I didn't know how old it was.
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It's an old one.
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That was my first time.
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It's like one of the first ones I ever learned.
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I just heard it yesterday.
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I swear to God.
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Oh, really?
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I think.
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Yes, why was telling me?
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'Cause I thought it was hilarious.
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And I just heard it yesterday.
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It is a good one.
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What does sprinter say before a race?
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Eat before a race.
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What is it?
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A sprinter eat before a race.
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Speedweebies.
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I don't know.
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I thought.
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Speedweebies.
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Nothing, they're just fast.
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Ah, okay.
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Okay.

TODAY started off the week declaring that tomorrow will be officially “Lex’s Fun Day” Great show today including “Talk Nerdy To Me”, Celebrity Death Pool, and the announcement of who won football picks and gives one of our listeners an 11 day Go Cleanse system. Real talk about the NBA pts shaving and Poker cheating all today on L&T.


TOMORROW it's ALL about our man LEX...It's LEX's FUN DAY!

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do you send a picture of the cookies?
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I've never tried the soft bake.
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I didn't know they had those.
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- I always questioned what had to go
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in those to keep them soft.
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- Yeah, who knows?
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(laughs)
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- It's not like, it's not like
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raw stress or less is bringing in new cookies every day.
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- Tastes is great, likes, have you tried them?
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- Yeah.
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- And?
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- They're great.
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- They're fantastic, they're buttery, dude.
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Do you could taste the butter in them?
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Those are at Whole Foods, I've gotten them many times before.
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- And I lately,
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- And I did have a cook of Cola on Saturday
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with it was just amazing.
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- That sounds good, even the way you say it sounds really good.
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- Man, sometimes the body wants what it wants.
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And my mind and my body wanted a nice cook.
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- That's hard.
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- Yeah, it is.
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- Those are hard to pass up.
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I'll have a fountain one.
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I won't have one out of a can.
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I'm done with a can stuff,
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but I do love anything out of a bottle.
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- I drank it out of a can, but that's all right.
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- You like it in the can?
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Say it, say I like Staley.
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- No.
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- Come on, come on.
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- I like Staley.
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- I'm playing your stupid game, no.
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- Like it in the can.
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- No.
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(laughing)
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- Stop.
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- You're no fun today.

TODAY we talked about Wemby kicking ass last night, Lex spewed the wrong sports rumor and Dee called Lex out on how wrong it was. Also our situations behind people who suck at the grocery store. Lex & Terry made fun of each other about doing stuff for their chicks.


TOMORROW no Taint but it's still Taint Thursday and we have Steve-O giving us a call.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dating Younger 

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I think everybody looks like they're 15 to me.
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(laughs)
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- Is this what it's gonna be, guys?
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- Yeah, it's not them, it's you.
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- I guess so.
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- Everybody looks 15 to me also.
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Welcome aboard.
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- This is weird.
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I can't even be attracted to chicks anymore.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm not feeling like, oh, she's a, oh God, I'm a dirty old man.
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(laughs)
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- I don't wanna be that guy.
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- I have those same thoughts.
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- Yeah, young, yeah.
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- I'm like, are they over 26, 27?
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- Yeah, young chicks to me now are like 50.
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(laughs)
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- What's the youngest, do you think you would go
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if you're a single, 18?
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- Damn you mean?
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- He was fast for that one.
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- Yeah.
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(laughs)
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- No, probably 21.
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- I mean, yeah.
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- I'd say upper 30s, they wanna learn a little bit more
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about the world.
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You know, I could show 'em what a knife and fork is,
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you know, stuff like that.
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(laughs)
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- Yeah, I gotta date 'em young enough that when
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they come to my house and I cook dinner for 'em,
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and I pulled the grill chicken out to George Foreman,
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they're impressed with the grill marks.
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- Oh my God, you got grilled marks on the chicken.
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Just like at the steakhouse.
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- You are Mr. Romance, but I get pulled out
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the George Foreman with the grill.
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- Yeah, you know?
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- Yeah, you know, let her in the kitchen,
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so she sees it.
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- Is it certain, McGregor thinks you have a viking in there
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or something?
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- It's certain simple things I need you to be impressed with.